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A vampire orders a pint of blood

A vampire orders a pint of blood - funny stories

I’m not even joking this is a true story!! My wife and I were sitting in a bar one night having a few drinks, and next minute the door swung open and a vampire walked in. The vampire went straight up to the bar and said “Barman a pint of blood please”, the barman gave him his order.

To be honest my wife and I was shocked that the barman sold pint’s of blood haha! We carried on drinking and having fun. About thirty minutes later another vampire walks into the bar and orders a pint of blood. My wife and I were starting to think that we were in the wrong bar…

One hour later another vampire walks into the bar and says to the barman “A mug of hot water please barman”. The barman looks confused and asks the vampire “Why the f*ck do you want a mug of hot water for?” The vampire answered, “I found a used tampon outside, and I’m making tea.”

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