I work for a groundworks company and I was sat down having a break one day and in the corner of my eye, I saw two of my colleagues working hard. Paddy and Mick digging holes, they looked really tired working hard, I wondered over and as I got closer Paddy was digging a hole and Mick was following him filling it in.
These Irish guys are so dumb! I ran over and said laughing “What are you two idiots doing? Why is one of you digging a hole and the other filling it up again”
Paddy replies out of breath “Well, I suppose it probably looks strange because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick”